Exercise: 2 mile run, 120 crunches, 50 leg lifts, and 30 push ups
So there have been some events/observances I've made over the last few weeks that have just kinda chapped my ass and well, guess what dear readers - you get to hear about them today. I know - LUCKY YOU!
First up....
The contest DL.com had where you could win a chance to play some football (soccer for those out of the know Americans in the crowd) with Vivian Campbell. In order to win this contest, you had to submit a guess as to which team the guy supports. I normally don't enter these contests but this one sounded like it could be a really good time if I were to win. Now since I'm one of those people who likes the band and the music but doesn't go mental over every last little thing they do/say/what have you nor do I care what color their shit is, when they last went, or how bad/good it smells, (yes, that's right TBB - I'm not a "REAL" fan either LOL) I had to do some searching on the internet for the answer to this question. It took a little while but I did find the information I was looking for.
Anyway, awhile back I had posted on the forum about a meeting I had with Mr. Campbell in Davenport last year concerning how he saw my Chelsea football shirt that I was wearing and came over to talk to me about it. Had I known they were going to have this contest, I think I would have thought twice about making the post I did because you can bet your ass it brought the crazies out. I started getting IMs from people I didn't know nor had I ever talked to before wanting to know if Chelsea was "Vivian's team" or if it wasn't, did I know which one was. Ok let's get something straight people, it's a contest meaning that the more people who guess right, the less chance there is for me to win. What in God's name makes you think that I'm going to give the fucking answer away to someone I don't even know and decrease my chance of winning? I can be nice but the hell if I'm going to be THAT nice. Sorry but the only people I'm giving that kind of info to (assuming I have it to begin with) is someone like TBB who I actually know and am friends with.
Next up....
Non Brits who pretend to be British and have some tie to the UK because they like a band which hails from there even though they most likely have never even spent anytime there themselves. There is nothing dumber than an American using British terms they don't even know the meaning of and trying to come off as though they do. Unless you're acting in a play, relaying a skit from something like Monty Python, or actually know how to sound authentic the fake accent has gotta go - REALLY! Oh and before you even think about harping on me saying I'm being hypocritical for making this complaint, you may want to take a few things into account:
- My ancestory lies in the UK and I'm not very far removed.
- I have actually lived there and made several visits in addition.
- I'm married to an Englishman and when you live with people, shit just rubs off on you.
- My inlaws do still live there so I have a direct tie to the place.
Third....
Dumbasses that really should learn not to argue a point about something they don't understand. A guy I work with (I think I'll call him Tweedle Dum) called me the other day because he had a pivot table that someone sent to him and he wanted to change it around in order to make a one page printout rather than several pages. He described to me what he was looking at and I told him how to move things around to see the data that he wanted. I didn't hear back from him so I thought he got it to work. Later on in the day, I asked him if he was successful with getting his print out and he said no because when he moved the filters around, all the data disappeared. This was an obvious tip off to me that he didn't know what the hell he was doing so I told him to send me the file and I would have a look at it. Once I got it, I discovered first and foremost that what he was wanting to put on a single page didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of fitting and still being readable unless you had an extremely powerful magnifing glass. Second of all, I discovered that the reason he was seeing zeros where he thought there should be data is because of how he was filtering stuff. What really took the cake and made me want to slap the shit out of him, however, was when I explained to him why he was seeing what he was when he moved stuff around, he wanted to argue with me that the pivot table was wrong. OMG! Let me put this in the most simple terms I can Tweedle Dum....A pivot table is nothing more than a summary of a data list on another worksheet. Because all it's doing is reading data from another location, there's really no way for it to be wrong in the sense that you think it is. It's showing zeros because there is actually no information for the criteria you selected. Even after giving him this explanation and showing him the exact place on the data list where the information was coming from, he still didn't want to accept it as the reason the data wasn't showing up. Obviously he doesn't get the concept that computers are only as smart as the operator who gives the commands and in his case, smart isn't even a word that should be used. I swear every time this guy has a computer problem/software problem and asks me to fix it, he wants to basically ends up wasting my time by trying to argue that it's got to be a problem with the machine not the operator. *RE*
I think the most scary thing about all of this is when we were discussing the pivot table issue, he told me that he was going to be taking a training course on them later in the week. This from a man who doesn't even understand how the CC email function works. YIKES!!!
Next.....
I got a call from a guy calling on our insurance agents behalf the other day. He wanted us to make an appointment to come in and talk with the agent to supposedly review our policy and make sure we had the coverage we thought we did blah blah blah. More like wanted us to come in so an attempt could be made to sell us more insurance we really didn't need. I made that comment to the guy who called and his reply (as it was to every other comment I made) was, "I get that a lot." No shit...maybe it's because people are on to your bull. After all, your clients get a copy of their policy in the mail. If they take the time to read it, they know exactly what their covereage is DUH!
Next.....
So I get this call from a regional manager for a client I have at work. When I first took over this line a year and a half ago, I didn't care much for the guy that was managing it then because he was the type of person who would basically ask for information and expect three times the work needed to be done to get it for him if that makes sense. Well you can bet I was happy as hell when he decided to transfer to a different territory. When the interim guy took over, he didn't even call me to introduce himself like many of them will do so I thought, "Hey this is great maybe he'll go through the business manager like the majority do and I won't have to be bothered with the same nonsense I had with the other guy." Well when I got the call from Mr. Interim, I soon found out things had gone from bad to worse. Not only did this guy want me to give him information that he already had (which the only way for me to get it is from the same source he's looking at mind you) he's not overly bright. Not that the guy before him was the brightest bulb, but this guy was even more dim than the first. He was asking me how to spell the word freight for Christ's sake. Oh and I think was really chapped my ass was his little lecture about copying people (namely him) on emails blah blah blah. Ok dipshit...you tell me how am I supposed to copy you on emails when I don't even know who the hell you are since you had never contacted me to begin with so I would know how to contact you. The most ridiculous part is that he thought by being copied he was going to correct this issue that had been going on ever since I took the line over and the guy before him couldn't even get fixed. Yah whatever!
Next....
This past week was a rather sad one. I found out that my "office mommy" (I call her that because she's like a second mom to me) is going to retire next month. I must say it's definitely going to be interesting to see how they absorb her workload too because I'd be really surprised if they would actually hire someone else in. Of course you would think if they decided to not to hire anyone else, they would give us all a raise or a nice christmas bonus but there's not even a snowball's chance in hell of that happening.
And last but not least...
My car turned one year old this past Sunday. My how the time has flown. At least my mileage estimate was almost spot on. Actually, I came in just under. I believe I had projected 7600 and I had just over 7500. At this rate, it's definitely going to take me over ten years to put on 100000 miles - a far cry from the kind of mileage I had on my Sunfire. My mom and I are on our way to Kansas City today for the weekend - we're having a 75th birthday party for my auntie who live there. My mom asked me to drive and I was razzing her by saying if I do, my poor car will turn over 8000 miles. At first she thought I was being serious and saying I didn't want to put the mileage on my car. LOL Actually, in a way I was hoping I would get to drive (at the outset we were going to take my parents' car) because I just love driving my car that much. :)
Otay time for me to be on my way now. Shall post again sometime after the holiday with all the happenings.
Til next time......